Denise R.
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I brought this to our family Dirty Santa and the whole room stopped. They passed it around and read the card out loud twice. It got stolen three times before it landed.
Shart Survival Kit™ | The White Elephant Gift Everybody Fights Over
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- Five things inside, and every single one gets read out loud
- Comes in a sturdy tin, so it looks like a real gift until they open it
- Built for white elephant, Dirty Santa and Secret Santa
30 day money back guarantee
Open it yourself before you wrap it. If it is not what you expected, write to us within 30 days and we refund the full amount. No forms, no fuss.
What is actually in the tin?
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Five things. A pair of disposable undies, a tissue pack, a pack of wipes, a straight faced instruction card titled I Sharted. Now What?, and a badge that says I Survived A Shart Attack. The card is the part people read out loud.
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Open it yourself before you wrap it. If it is not what you expected, write to us within 30 days and we refund the full amount. No forms, no fuss.
Denise R.
I brought this to our family Dirty Santa and the whole room stopped. They passed it around and read the card out loud twice. It got stolen three times before it landed.
Last year you brought a candle. Nobody remembers who brought it.
This one gets unwrapped, read out loud, and passed around the room. Then somebody steals it, and somebody steals it back. That is the whole point of the game, and most gifts never get there.
It arrives in a tin that looks like a real gift. The joke does not land until the lid comes off.
How it plays out at the gift exchange
It arrives in the tin. Nothing to assemble, nothing to print.
Step 1.
You wrap the tin and put it on the table with everything else. From the outside it gives nothing away, which is exactly what you want.
Step 2.
Somebody opens it and reads the front of the tin out loud. That is the first laugh, and it is the one that makes the rest of the room put their phones down.
Step 3.
Then the lid comes off and the card comes out. Somebody reads the instructions in a serious voice. This is the part people quote back to each other at work in February.
Result.
It gets stolen, stolen back, and one person goes home wearing the badge. You are the one who brought it, and that is the whole reason you are here.
This vs.the gift card you were going to buy
This vs.the gift card you were going to buy
A gift card is not a bad gift. It is just a gift nobody looks up from their phone for.
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Shart Survival Kit
This one
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A gift card or a candle
The usual
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Gets opened in front of everyone
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Gets read out loud
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Gets stolen and stolen back
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Still quoted in February
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30 day money back guarantee
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Why it works on people who hate gag gifts
Most gag gifts are a joke on the person who opens them. This one is not. The joke is that somebody sat down and built a complete, straight faced emergency kit for a thing nobody admits to. Everything in it is real and usable. That is why it lands.
It is printed like a first aid kit, boxed like a first aid kit and written like a first aid kit. Nobody has to pretend to find it funny.
What customers say
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4.8/5
Based on 48 reviews
5 stars
79.1%
4 stars
20.8%
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Megan T.
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Winner of the night. Three people tried to steal it and the guy who ended up with it wore the badge home.
Chris D.
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Everybody spent ten minutes reading the instruction card out loud in a serious voice. That was the whole party right there.
Alyssa P.
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Bought two. One for the office exchange and one for my brother in law. Both were the best gift in the room.
Brandon K.
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The tin is heavier than I expected and the printing is sharp. It looks like something you would actually find in a store.
Sandra M.
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My husband wore the badge for the rest of the night and then stuck it on the fridge. It is still there.
Tyler J.
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Showed up in the tin, ready to wrap. I did nothing and still got credit for the best gift.
Rachel B.
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Our office does white elephant every year and this is the first time anyone has fought over a gift.
Marcus L.
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Got it for a buddy who tells the same story about a road trip every single year. He lost it when he opened the lid.
Jenna W.
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I almost did not buy it because I thought it would be cheap plastic. It is not. Everything inside is real.
Derek S.
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Read the front of the tin out loud and the table was done before anyone even opened it.
Courtney H.
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Perfect size for a stocking and it still looks like a real present.
Nathan P.
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My sister in law hates gag gifts and she laughed harder than anyone.
Kayla M.
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Arrived with no damage, everything sealed. Ordered another one the same week.
Greg A.
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The instruction card is the best part. Somebody read it like a safety briefing and we lost ten minutes.
Monica F.
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Brought it to a work party where nobody knows each other well. It broke the ice in about nine seconds.
Shawn O.
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I have brought a bottle of wine for six years. Never again.
Priya N.
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The tin stayed on the table all night because people kept picking it up.
Vanessa C.
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Gave it to my dad. He is 71 and he has not stopped talking about it.
Jordan E.
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Looks like a first aid kit until you read it. That is what makes it land.
Lindsay G.
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The badge went around the whole table. Everyone wanted to wear it for a photo.
Eric V.
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Bought it as a joke and it ended up being the thing people asked me about in January.
Tasha B.
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Worth it just for the face my mother made when she read the card.
Kyle R.
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Sturdy tin, nothing rattling around inside, everything packed properly.
Amanda S.
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Our group does Dirty Santa with a steal limit of three. This hit the limit in one round.
Pete M.
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It is the only gift I have ever given that people quoted back to me.
Hayley D.
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Ordered on a Monday, had it Thursday, wrapped it Friday. Easiest gift I have ever handled.
Omar T.
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Everything inside is usable, which somehow makes it funnier than if it were fake.
Brittany L.
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I work in healthcare and my whole team lost it. We have seen things.
Daniel K.
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The lid closes properly so it survived being thrown around the room.
Carla J.
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Nobody at the table had seen one before. That is rare at a gift exchange.
Trevor W.
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Gave this at a bachelor party instead of Christmas and it worked just as well.
Noelle A.
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The packaging alone got a laugh before anyone opened it.
Ben H.
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Simple, well made, does exactly what it promises.
Stacy P.
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Second year running. It is my default now when I do not know what to bring.
Luis M.
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My coworkers still call me the shart kit guy. I accept this.
Robin F.
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Bought three, gave three, got three phone calls that night.
Gail S.
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I am 68 and I found it funnier than the kids did.
Melissa G.
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Great reaction at the party. I just wish the badge came in a second color so two people could wear one.
Jason R.
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Does the job. I would have liked one or two more items inside to make the tin feel fuller.
Heather N.
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Really funny and well made. The instruction card is a little small to read across a big table.
Aaron B.
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Good gift. Ours arrived a day later than the estimate, but it still made it in time.
Nicole W.
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Everyone enjoyed it. I would love a version with the card in a larger print for older relatives.
Doug T.
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Solid gag gift. I expected the tin to be a bit bigger from the photos, but the size is listed clearly.
Erin C.
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Big hit. Next time I would buy two so my sister could bring one to her office too.
Marty L.
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Funny and well put together. I wish there was a version without the badge for a quieter crowd.
Paula D.
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Worked exactly as advertised. I would have liked a blank gift tag included with the tin.
Scott H.
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Good laugh all round. The wipes pack is smaller than the photo suggests, but it is part of the joke.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a real kit or just a box with a joke on it?
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Everything inside is real. Real disposable undies, real wipes, real tissues. That is exactly why it is funny. A box with nothing in it gets one laugh. This one gets passed around while people read the label.
Is it too much for a $25 gift exchange?
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No, it sits right at the usual white elephant limit. And it is the one gift at that price that people actually fight over, which is the whole reason the limit exists.
Will it embarrass someone?
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It is written as a joke about a thing that happens to everyone, not about the person holding it. Nobody gets singled out. That is why it works at an office party and not just with close friends.
How big is it?
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The tin is 6.3 by 5 by 2.5 inches. It fits in a gift bag, it fits in a stocking, and it is metal rather than cardboard, so it survives being passed around all night.
Does it need wrapping?
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Most people wrap it, because the reveal is the point. But the tin looks finished on its own if you are out of paper an hour before the party.
White elephant, Dirty Santa or Secret Santa?
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All three. It is built for the kind of exchange where gifts get stolen, which is where it does the most damage. In a straight Secret Santa it works best when you know the person.
Can I order more than one?
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Two is the most common order by a wide margin. Almost everyone has two exchanges in December, one at work and one with family. Two or more ship together.
How do I track my order?
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You get a tracking number by email as soon as the order leaves.
Is payment secure?
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Absolutely. All transactions are encrypted through Shopify Payments. You can pay by credit or debit card, Apple Pay or PayPal.
What if nobody laughs?
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Then we refund you. Write to us within 30 days and you get the full amount back, no forms and no questions.
Is it too much for a $25 gift exchange?
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No, it sits right at the usual white elephant limit. And it is the one gift at that price that people actually fight over, which is the whole reason the limit exists.
How big is it?
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The tin is 6.3 by 5 by 2.5 inches. It fits in a gift bag, it fits in a stocking, and it is metal rather than cardboard, so it survives being passed around all night.
White elephant, Dirty Santa or Secret Santa?
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All three. It is built for the kind of exchange where gifts get stolen, which is where it does the most damage. In a straight Secret Santa it works best when you know the person.
How do I track my order?
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You get a tracking number by email as soon as the order leaves.
What if nobody laughs?
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Then we refund you. Write to us within 30 days and you get the full amount back, no forms and no questions.
What our customers say
Excellent! 4.8/5 based on 3,146 reviews
Best thing I have bought in a while
I bought it for our office exchange and ended up ordering a second one for my brother. Ordering was simple and support answered me the same day when I had a question.
Margaret C.
Verified customer
One of my better purchases
It was the star of the party. People were still quoting the card an hour later, and two of them asked me where I got it.
Serena M.
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The whole family loved it
I bought it without expecting much and it surprised me. My father in law, who never laughs at anything, read the whole card out loud.
Anna L.
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Perfect gift
Gave it to my sister, who is impossible to buy for. She sent me a photo of herself wearing the badge that same night. Thank you!
Mariana P.
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Fast shipping and good quality
Placed the order and the package arrived without any trouble. It was exactly like the photos, and the tin is more solid than I expected.
Eric M.
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I will order here again
Third time ordering from Velora. Always the same: good packaging, quick delivery and products that do what they promise.
Eric S.
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Open it yourself before you wrap it. If it is not what you expected, write to us within 30 days and we refund the full amount. No forms, no fuss.
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30 day guarantee money back, no questions
Open it yourself before you wrap it. If it is not what you expected, write to us within 30 days and we refund the full amount. No forms, no fuss.
ADD TO CART
30 day money back guarantee
Tracking number by email